Friday, October 12, 2018

Funny SMS, Quotes In Hindi

Funny SMS, Quotes In Hindi
Next year the Kingfisher Calendar is gonna be the Best ever.
Now they don’t have money to buy even the Bikinis for their models.
Good Day is not created by God, not designed by your parents, not even prepared by you.
It is created by BRITANNIA company. Tin Tin Tindin
Hum aapko bhula nahi sakte, Magar chah ke bhi aapke paas aa nahi sakte…
Yahan tak aati hai aapki mehak…Kya thodi si Himmat karke Naha nahi sakte
Wife: Suno ji, jab tumne pehli baar mera Ghunghat uthaya tha to kya mehsus kiya tha?
Husband: Kasam se! Mar hi jata agar “Aahat” dekhne ki aadat na hoti.
Teacher: ‘ Delhi me Kutubminar hai’
Santa was not paying attention
Teacher asks: ‘Santa, repeat what I just said’.
Santa replies:’ Delhi me Kutta bimar hai’ ..
Santa joined NASA. After one-month the Americans had to changed the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Santa:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
3 Colddrink
Judge:Shut Up.
Santa:shutup nahin Judge saheb 7Up..
Ek ladki ne Blue Film end tak dekhi….Kyonki usko laga ki ladka end mein ladki se shadi bhi karega

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